And we all have the pin to match our car! |
One
of the interesting things for me when my wife and I lived in Bala Cynwyd was
the looks on faces when people would see the NRA sticker prominently displayed
in my window. While they may have been appalled and had their liberal sensibilities
offended, I remained entertained by their hoplophobia and had to keep myself
from chuckling at their wide eyed stares. Having moved out to the country, that
is no longer an issue but there is another entertaining aspect to the proud
displays around me.
These
days, rarely will I come across a car without an NRA decal or some other
means of supporting the second amendment. This lack of decoration is usually
accompanied by a New York or New Jersey license plate. Actually, looking around
the difference is much more drastic than those previous experiences. Now, there
is a variety of NRA stickers on display and there is clearly a pecking order to
the cars in the parking lot of the local Turkey Hill.
Seldom
will I come across a car with a single, basic, sticker. It seems as though the
basic rule of thumb is that one should put a sticker in their window for each
year that they are a member of the NRA. I guess you could say that this is the
hillbilly equivalent of a beach tag collection. Some have about half a dozen
while others clearly don’t care about seeing out through the side windows of
their car. That is your basic membership level.
From
there you have a number of other options. I probably see more Life Member
stickers than any other kind on a daily basis. This is usually the people that
put a lot of miles on their car and need the visibility. At some point, we all
look at the annual cost of membership and realize that it make more sense to
wait for one of the discounts offered on life memberships.
The
next level up is the Endowment Member. It is pretty much guaranteed that if you
see a car with an endowment member sticker, the person getting out will be
wearing some piece of NRA clothing. This is also where you find the Golden
Eagle members. Basically, this is the double down category of NRA members where
multiple levels of membership apply. The same basic trend applies to members at
the Benefactor and Patron levels the primary difference being the base price of
the car to which it is affixed. And, yes, I am one of these Endowment Members.
In
the end, what is important is that we all have our membership and support for
the second amendment in common. We also all have the same look on our faces
when that New York plate pulls into the lot for a cup of coffee. And, of
course, we all have the same smile when that person gets out of the car with
their wide eyes and their panties in a bunch. You’re not in New York anymore
and I’m not on the Main Line anymore!
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